Well Todd might not want to ride in weather below 40 degrees, but that doesn't stop me from kayaking. Last Sunday I met up with my friend Steve to do a run on the Class III Chili Bar section of the South Fork American. As I drove down into the river valley, I noticed the little thermometer on my car descending as well. When I arrived at the meeting spot, it read 30 degrees, there was a bit of frost on the ground, and the flow report noted the water temperature was a cool 46. No, Steve wasn't going to get to try out his new short-sleeve drytop today.
The water was still really low, so we grabbed a leisurely coffee before heading up to the put-in. As we were getting ready, the water started coming up right on cue. Shortly after putting on, Steve rolled while playing around and suffered an ice-cream headache. It was a good day to try to do a clean run-- the whole run without a single roll.
We started down, soon coming along Meatgrinder, a quarter-mile field of boulders that's the first major rapid of the run. I was a bit jittery going down it, partly because the flow was still pretty low, exposing more rocks, and partly because I had never paddled in such a small group. But we made it through the rapid easily, and I quickly settled down.
After cruising down a ways, we came upon Maya, one of the best play spots on the run. We stopped for a while, each surfing the wave there a half-dozen times. Both of us had little playboats designed to do all sorts of cool tricks, but neither of us was up to doing anything that could result in a dunking. We kept our heads dry and remained satisfied with some plain-vanilla front-surfing, cutting back and forth across the wave.
On our way down the river, we saw something orange floating in the water. Hmm, someone lose a helmet? It was going pretty fast, so it took a while for us to catch up. The object turned out to be a basketball. Ah the jokes we could have entertained ourselves with had it been a Wilson.
I thought ahead to Troublemaker. It usually hadn't been a problem for me, but I still hadn't managed to run it upright in the new playboat. But I was feeling pretty good about the run so far. I commented to Steve that all I have to do is make it through Troublemaker and I'd have a clean run. Bad idea. As soon as I said something, I started approaching a little nondescript hole. Too lazy to sprint around it, I dropped right into the middle, figuring I'd just punch through it. Nope. So much for the clean run.

We then approached Troublemaker and got out to scout it. The first hole in the rapid looked trashy. Definitely not the place to be. The first choice was to go through the narrow passage to the right of the hole and over a little drop, hoping that there weren't shallow rocks at the bottom to get tangled on. The other choice was to go left into an easy-to-catch eddy. The hard part was getting out of the eddy and back over to the right, because on the left, there was another nasty-looking hole further down the rapid. Neither of us figured we'd have enough speed to do the ferry, so we decided to go right.
Steve headed down first while I sat in my boat on the shore. I saw him go down the first drop, then lost sight of him behind a nearby rock. It looked like he had gone a little far left. I thought maybe he decided at the last minute to catch the eddy on the left instead. He emerged after a while, and I saw his head bobbing down the lower part of the rapid. Something looked a little off, but I didn't realize he was out of his boat until he clambered up onto the rocks. Steve must have gotten caught in the nasty hole at the top.
I jumped out of my boat to get a view of the hole to see if his boat was still there. From the opposite bank, Steve signaled that he was ok and for me to get back in my boat and paddle. So now I was supposed to run the rapid that Steve just got trashed in?? I thought for a moment about walking around it, which I had done before after a trashing, but something made me decide to go for it.
As I walked back to my boat, I took a last good look at the rocks at the top of the rapid. I knew I'd have to go far right to avoid the same fate as Steve's. As soon as I launched, I kept my eyes on the rocks and paddled right toward them. In fact, I got a little too close. I brushed a rock above the drop and got spun sideways a little. I then went down the drop completely sideways. Not the best thing to do, but I was relieved to hit a soft pillow of water and not a jagged rock or a nasty seam of water ready to flip me. The hardest part over, I continued down the rapid to where Steve was.
Steve said his boat was probably at the Coloma bridge by now, a couple hundred yards down. I started sprinting the flatwater to chase it down. Arriving at the bridge, I saw no sign of the boat. Just past the bridge, there were a few people on shore who didn't look panicked but looked like they may have just seen something interesting. I started paddling over there, thinking I'd casually ask if they had seen an empty red kayak floating down the river, as if I were asking them if they had any Grey Poupon.
But just then I saw the boat another 100 yards or so downstream. It had made its way into the shallows and got hung up on some rocks. I paddled toward it, bulldozed it with my boat, and freed it, only to have it get caught up again. This time I was downstream of the boat, unable to get back up to do anything meaningful with it. Time to head to shore and walk back upstream.
I found a landing spot and ran upstream along the trail and then started out through some brambles toward the boat. About that time, I saw the boat had been freed by some other boaters coming down, so I ran back downstream to retrieve it. One of the boaters got is towline on it. Another handed me a throw rope, which I discovered had come out of Steve's boat. I walked out into the river to retrieve the boat. By this time, Steve had made it down. We got everything in order and started down the last little Class II section before the takeout.
Steve filled me in on what happened. He was worried about hitting the rocks on the right, so he went a little bit left-- just enough to hit the corner of the nasty hole and get sucked in. He got flipped 5 times in the hole, but it wouldn't let go. After running out of breath, he popped out of the boat but managed to hold onto it. The empty boat started flushing out of the hole, and he hung on, figuring it was his ticket out, but the hole pulled him back with so much force he wasn't able to hold on. After getting recirculated a couple times, he finally flushed out and made it to shore.
He also reminded me that it was his very first swim in the river and that he always said that the longer he went without swimming, the worse it would be!